"I'm a professional in my beloved white shirt"

...and other colored and striped shirts. Deciding that I needed serious help in expanding my wardrobe of dress clothes, I turned to Matt and Sarah for their expertise. They overcame my questions such as "Wait, 'matching' doesn't equal 'going together'?" with patience. After some time had passed and some money had been drained from my account, I came out on top with the approval of both friends. Sarah told me I'd get a woman in Korea if I wore one of the shirts, which sounded to me like something my mom would say, but I still laughed. So one more thing is checked off my list of things to accomplish in these last weeks. At least if nothing else I'll look the part of a teacher when I'm in front of the classroom...