"I have a tussis, and have a snot." (tissue?)
"I love English, so I stay here."
"I hate a lest sleep, but sometime a lest sleep." (rest??)
"I hate a my hair style, so my hair give up."
"I can't propose to her now, but one day I will."
"I'm playing the diet, so resently I eating very small." (I love how recently is misspelled to play on "resent")
"I have a sense of inferiority, so I make up that study hard."
"I have a many friends, but I haven't girl friend."
"I like Kosin university, but I hate yongisland winds." (Hear hear!! Yeongdo wind is horrible)
"I hate him, but I like his girl friends."
"I haven't girlfriend, so you can take my phone number."
"I get to anticipated notebook but I distanted for wanted specification." (???--disappointed?)
"I want to go to the cherry blossoms festival but I need a girlfriend."
"I hated to join major subject meeting so I hid in empty lecture room."
"He likes her, but she loves him."
"I'm very angry so don't touch me ever."
"He has very wild, so be careful him."
1 comment:
Thanks, Elijah. I like to live vicariously through you guys for my fix of crazy Global sentences.
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